I left my heart in Copiapo

Well, what can I say, the odds of me ending up trapped in a mine in chile for the entire summer were longer than your average dole que, yet, there I was, with… Read More →

The Weekender: 26 letters of Summer

Occasionally people write lists of things, this is one of those occasions, and this is one of those lists. At ChessClubParty.org, we don’t just condone this kind of lazy, half assed faux-journalism, we… Read More →

The kids are not alright

I was watching this Stephen Hawking documentary last night, where it explicitly stated in the commercial that he believed time travel was possible, only to discover that he in fact did not believe… Read More →

Back in Barack

Oh, hello there. If you read the above title and thought ” hey, that’s how an asian person might pronounce the title of an ACDC song”, then dude, you are totally racist. Seriously,… Read More →

Call me, Gordon

To be honest, this story isn’t actually much fun, but dammit, we’re in the news business, and if it’s newsy, you can rest assured we will news the shit out of it. Now,… Read More →

There’s a tablet for that

So, am I doing gadgets now? Well, I did see this thing about the new apple joint doing the rounds earlier, and not that I’d usually step on anyone elses toes, but fuck… Read More →

Howth Heads will roll

With the exception of those living under proverbial, or, in the case of earth worms and Islamic militant extremists, literal rocks, the trial of Eamonn Lillis for the Murder of his wife Celine… Read More →

All fun(nel web spiders) and games

At least one of the eleven people who actually saw the little loved 2002 horror comedy “Eight legged freaks” will be reminded of that instantly forgettable cinematic experience by this little kernel of… Read More →

Bitches off the starboard bow

It is with great pleasure that, after months of self-imposed exile, I announce my return to professional blogging. I’d like to start by thanking the sponsors who have stood by me during what… Read More →

Who wants to live forever?

Immortality is quite a scary concept, if you think about it. But you probably don’t think about it too often because unlike philosophers and stoned philosophy students you probably don’t have all that… Read More →